Pigeons

Pigeons don't really exist. They are small robots made by the government to watch our every move, but are created to seem dumb enough so we don't care.
Pigeons.
They are always watching.

"Something is wrong with those pigeons man."

by A bag of flour October 23, 2018

Pigeon

They is flappy and I is liking them coz I is da pigeon master!

I is the pigeon master.

by Loren Batchelor November 3, 2018

Pigeon

A retarded prick called Archie who is anerexic and has one but and no friends

Oi that guy is a proba pigeon

by Nignig 200 November 13, 2018

Pigeoning

The act of driving to a dogging site and engaging in sex with person(s) within the vehicle whilst men pleasure themselves whilst watching and hence pigeoning your vehicle with their seed!

Went pigeoning tonight with the missus at the dogging site, when I got home the car looked like it had been shat in my the whole flock

by Asbo December 10, 2018

Pigeon rider

The person driving at the back of a motorcycle. A slip of tongue version of pillion rider.

The pigeon rider he carried with him on the motorbike was not wearing a helmet.

by bebabalula April 30, 2019

Pigeon Your Gaff

To throw pigeons at ones Gaff (house)

I'm going to pigeon your Gaff!!!

by Memez420710 May 2, 2019

Pigeon

A City Chicken

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No it's a city chicken!

Succa that's a Pigeon

by Trekith May 30, 2019