phantom of the opera

when you are jerking off and you cum in your hand and then smear it on your girls face like the mask of the phantom

my friend drew gave his girlfriend the phantom of the opera lastnight

by jason westphal October 10, 2006

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phantom bugler

Like its cousin the rusty trombone, it is when a guy is eating out a girl's asshole and uses three fingers on her in the front, resembling the playing of a bugle.

Dude I totally gave your sister a phantom bugler before you got home.

by Blahblahzo June 14, 2006

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phantological

adj. female sexual obsession for ghosts, rarely defined as a medical condition. Also see phantology.

"You are so phantological, Deidre"! her mum screamed in disgust as she found countless copies of "Ghost World" in her daughters secret drawer.

by Jumaï July 30, 2006

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phantom gourmet

Busybody who always needs to ask where one's lunch has come from, even if it's obvious. Every ingredient must be accounted for.

Zeke: How come you didn't have lunch with us today, Clyde?

Clyde: I got caught by the phantom gourmet. Of course she had to ask me if I'd gotten my burger at Wendy's. I said, "What gave it away? The bag that says 'Wendy's' on it?"

by Krakky McKraken November 11, 2008

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phanto

A "phanto" pronounced "fawn-toe" or "fon-toe", is another word to describe an uncircumsized itty. It's usually a term coined by some Native American Plains Indians, generally in the Dakota region.

Shut up before i cut the foreskin off your phanto and roll it around in the grass.

by kgsoloman5000 February 5, 2010

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