Peni

plural form of "penis". term very relevant in gang banging.

Jill can fit 3 peni in her vagina at the same time.

by mr mutha fucka February 24, 2009

Penis

The best thing known to women kind

I love penis!

by Bootyeater00 May 2, 2018

Penis

Idk I'm just bored.

Penis... Honesty who the fuck searched this up.

by Don't Trust Strangers April 21, 2020

Penis

A limb that males have which are sometimes filled with bodily fluids sometimes orange juice and it makes it hard. When it is soft you can't have those sweet babies my dudes.

DUDE I think I have a penis filled with banana coffee...

by I'm a weirdo on urbandictionry March 12, 2017

Penis

Girls excuse to keep a man.

Ronnie's penis was too good to get rid of.

by Gucci. Definitions. February 21, 2018

Penis

British slang for idiot/fool/knobber

The man is a masssive penis.

by Spinkstein September 19, 2017

Penis

Something I put in your mom last night ;)

YOUR mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into the trash.
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let this penis break our family apart.
*She says as she throws her penis into the air and it explodes.
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love.

by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022