Party Dementia

A state of disorientation resulting from excessive combination substance abuse achievable only by the large available quantity of free drugs/alcohol found at parties.

The symptoms include (but are not limited to) :

-Forgetting time/place/date
-Oversleeping for mandatory events (Work, school)
-Losing otherwise sacred items (keys,wallet,phone)
-Calling people you've done a very good job avoiding for years, with an uncalled for sense of affection
-Waking up in strange, unsleepable places

Bro 1: *Bursts in room with 24 pack* "YOU READY FOR THE THIRSTY THURSDAY PARTY WEEKEND BRUH"

Bro 2: "Dude, its Monday. Arent you supposed to be at work? I think you got party dementia bro... where are your pants and why are you covered in mayonnaise?"
Bro 1: *sobs*

by Vaulterofmanylavas October 4, 2016

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party marty

a person that is always at a concert or party. This person is also hilarious and they tell the best stories .

party goer 1 , who's that guy over there

party goer 2, that's party marty
party goer 1 , i wish i could be him

by jollyrancher79 August 1, 2017

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Party Room

bunch of straight savages having a good time

Hey wanna come over to my "Party Room", till be so much fun.

by Dexter, I do April 20, 2018

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party desperate

When your will to drive over 3 hours to find a party

Tim "I'm party desperate"

John " Fort Scott is 3 hours away"

Tim "I'm done"

by Kegstand6900 December 17, 2017

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Party Shave

The act of a person shaving hair off whatever body parts they deem necessary, but most emphasis being on the genitalia, before going out on the town. Party shaving is done with the intent to find someone to sleep with that night.

I hope you party shaved because you're totally getting laid tonight!

by Party Shaver June 9, 2018

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