A penis with a bunch of rubber bands tied around it while erect so tightly that it eventually bursts open from the erotic pressure. Usually prepared by first giving the victim 5x a normal dose of Viagra for maximum effect.
Well Greg won't be fucking your wife anymore. We gave him a purple popper and his cock blew right the fuck up. Also he had a heart attack, but 28 viagra will do that to a man.
by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019
Get the Purple Poppermug. by peanut coke plug October 26, 2022
Get the Purple chunkmug. 
Purple tea is a potent mixture of psychedelic mushrooms and tea, most commonly used when there has been a large harvest of mushrooms. Tea is a good way to consume a large dose quickly
1. Billy: "you guys coming clubbing tonight."
Bud: "nahh mate, we've been hitting the Purple tea all afternoon, social events are out of the question."
2. Beven: "I think I just discovered the meaning of the universe."
Suzy: "me to!"
Beven: "word! lets drink some more purple tea so we can further discuss this discovery through telepathy"
Bud: "nahh mate, we've been hitting the Purple tea all afternoon, social events are out of the question."
2. Beven: "I think I just discovered the meaning of the universe."
Suzy: "me to!"
Beven: "word! lets drink some more purple tea so we can further discuss this discovery through telepathy"
by Father Worthington October 19, 2010
Get the Purple teamug. by NAKEDxMiDGET January 29, 2021
Get the Purple packagemug. by Dr wankinyoureye May 29, 2021
Get the Purple kanemug. A shade of purple so appealing to the senses that one want to have sexual intercourse with said color.
by Mr Potato man January 3, 2015
Get the Sexy Purplemug.