When one's housemates/family have irritated or wronged oneself in some way, he or she may choose to invoke "public milk" out of spite. This practice involves chugging milk straight out of the carton without telling anyone, and works especially well if one has any prexisting contagious medical conditions.
for example:
"my flatmates came home really drunk last night and woke me up, so I public milked them"
"the other day my step-sister invoked public milk, and now I have the flu"
"my flatmates came home really drunk last night and woke me up, so I public milked them"
"the other day my step-sister invoked public milk, and now I have the flu"
by bdcb September 22, 2012
Get the public milkmug. The act of where a male happens to slip up on another males semen, before falling head-first into the others asshole.
by Z3r0T0l3r4nc3 October 3, 2016
Get the Milk-slipmug. Choccy milk, but with more milk than chocolate. It has an off white to light brown color and you can't taste the syrup or the mix. Also Disappointment in liquid form.
Idiot: Here's your drink!
Person with standards: I asked for chocolate milk, not milk with chocolate. I can't drink this. I send it back.
Person with standards: I asked for chocolate milk, not milk with chocolate. I can't drink this. I send it back.
by ilovechoccymilk May 26, 2022
Get the Milk with chocolatemug. Can be used in three separate contexts.
1. Explicit: A bi-annual event where a group of guys get together in a line and see who can ejaculate the farthest; the winner is crowned the Milk Man, and gains one (1) free Milk Pass, which is valid for 6 months.
2. Social: Where a group of three (3) friends get together at a table, sitting in a triangle formation - a carton of milk is placed between all three, and the three must contend to see who can possess the carton, and consume the beverage. Whoever has the carton by the time it is fully emptied is declared the victor. They may then declare that they are the only one amongst the friend group whose bones are strong and 'all calcified'.
3. Political: A trade conflict between Russia and Belarus in June 2009, stemming from Russia allegedly attempting to pay Belarus US$500 million to recognize the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as privatize the Belarusian milk industry. When Belarus sought negotiations with the European Union on certifying Belarusian milk according to EU regulations, Russia banned the import of dairy products from Belarus, citing alleged health concerns. The trade conflict ended on June 17, 2009, when Russia announced that it would lift the ban.
1. Explicit: A bi-annual event where a group of guys get together in a line and see who can ejaculate the farthest; the winner is crowned the Milk Man, and gains one (1) free Milk Pass, which is valid for 6 months.
2. Social: Where a group of three (3) friends get together at a table, sitting in a triangle formation - a carton of milk is placed between all three, and the three must contend to see who can possess the carton, and consume the beverage. Whoever has the carton by the time it is fully emptied is declared the victor. They may then declare that they are the only one amongst the friend group whose bones are strong and 'all calcified'.
3. Political: A trade conflict between Russia and Belarus in June 2009, stemming from Russia allegedly attempting to pay Belarus US$500 million to recognize the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as privatize the Belarusian milk industry. When Belarus sought negotiations with the European Union on certifying Belarusian milk according to EU regulations, Russia banned the import of dairy products from Belarus, citing alleged health concerns. The trade conflict ended on June 17, 2009, when Russia announced that it would lift the ban.
by Mech70 December 23, 2022
Get the Milk Warmug. The act of drinking seamen out of a womans asshole after a man has ejaculated all of his goods into her.
Dayum gurllll! I just tasted the greatest bum milk from my lover Laquonda, I guess you can say I'm a lesbian and a fool for bum milk!
by Especially May 6, 2011
Get the Bum Milkmug. by CobSlalad August 22, 2019
Get the Nice Milksmug. by Emma+friends June 21, 2016
Get the Milk Friendsmug.