Nothing

The present participle of the verb “to noth” which means to do nothing.

It is to be used in the same way a basically any other word ending in -ing.

In the past tense, one could say they had nothed or in the future tense, they could say they will noth. It is a regular verb and follows normal grammar rules.

Guy 1: what were you doing last week?
Guy 2: sleeping mostly. You?
Guy 1: nothing

by AProperWierdGuy August 4, 2020

Nothing

I WILL GIVE UP NOTHING UNTIL I RECEIVE EVERYTHING!

Hym "I WILL GIVE UP NOTHING! EVER! 0 THINGS!"

by Hym Iam October 6, 2023

Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

The Nothing Nap

The period of time when a person is semiconscious, when their brain is empty but they are not asleep.

I took the nothing nap on my way to town. I both do and do not remember the trip.

by BraveGuide July 18, 2023

nothing poo bleh

Nothing you stupid bitch

“Hey watcha doin?”
“Nothing poo bleh”

by Linkon-king11 May 24, 2018

nothing

Cheating on your girlfriend with a chick called selavetawuwuweoweosas!

Nothing is when you cheat on your girlfriend with a chick called selavetawuwuweoweosas!

by Blxck Emp February 16, 2019

Nothing to write home about

something is not very interesting, special, or exciting; it's ordinary, unremarkable, or just mediocre

“I went to a new restaurant, but the food was nothing to write home about”

by RealTalkDisco September 22, 2025