Johnny Grant

Johnny Grant

a person what is real massive lower body like thighs
calf and PENIS
also a bitch magnet all ways has a fresh bitch by his side

never some hood rat

like to fist pump in the clubs and at parties ect ..

and always gotta stay fresh .

person 1-Oh My God Is that "johnny grant"
person 2-He always has fresh girls

person 3-Oh he is so huge :O
person 4-HE CAN FIST PUMP

person 5-he is so fresh

by come at me bro 12343245236526 August 21, 2011

Johnny Ballfart

Someone who should be elected president in 2024. Doesn't matter what their party is, or their belief, just vote for them in 2024.

Johnny Ballfart: "Make America Fart Again!"
Random U.S. citizen: "I'm voting for you in 2024!"

by Sneed2600 August 17, 2022

Johnny Derp

A man who lies when talking about how his ex-wife severely cut his finger. An abuser whose masculinity was challenged when his victim of an ex-wife wrote an OpEd in a national newspaper talking about her experience, and never once actually named him, but he still wrongly sues her for defamation, wins, but then screws up with the settlement. An actor who constantly is late to set & verbally abuses members of the film's crew.

Girl 1: Hey, bestie, I need to get away from my boyfriend.

Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?

Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.

Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 20, 2023

bonny johnny

When you cover your dick with a the first thing you see and end up getting a boner.

Lady 1: Hey baby! My and my friends are back!

Guy: Oh! Hey babe!

Lady 1: Where are your clothes Jeff?

Lady 2: Why is the only thing you're wearing is a hat in you junk?

Guy:Well, I just happened to be rosterbating...

Lady 1: And what is that bulge?

Lady 3: Looks like Jeff got a Bonny Johnny.

by Professor Kickflip November 21, 2013

Johnny Depp

Vodka shot for breakfast.

I'm having a Johnny Depp tomorrow morning.

by HeidiZ May 9, 2022

Johnny Depp

A guy with a jar of dirt that we love so much.

Johnny Depp: "I've got a jar of dirrrt! I've got a jar of dirrrt!"

by _exclussivee._ May 18, 2022

Triple Johnny

Triple Johnny is a ERW Superstar, Triple Johnny debuted in November of 2020. Johnny would go on to win 5 UK Championships. In May of 2020, Triple Johnny fought for the ERW world title but lost. Triple Johnny also won the Money In The Bank Contract in June, but failed to cash it in. Triple Johnny has gotten victories on people such as Kevin Arts.

Triple Johnny has defeated Kevin Arts!

by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt June 16, 2021