bonny johnny

When you cover your dick with a the first thing you see and end up getting a boner.

Lady 1: Hey baby! My and my friends are back!

Guy: Oh! Hey babe!

Lady 1: Where are your clothes Jeff?

Lady 2: Why is the only thing you're wearing is a hat in you junk?

Guy:Well, I just happened to be rosterbating...

Lady 1: And what is that bulge?

Lady 3: Looks like Jeff got a Bonny Johnny.

by Professor Kickflip November 22, 2013