–noun, plural -ninjas.
a person who sneaks into restaurant, retail store, or quick mart for the soul reason of using the restroom and doesn't make a purchase.
a person who sneaks into restaurant, retail store, or quick mart for the soul reason of using the restroom and doesn't make a purchase.
by lookslikelolita September 25, 2008
Get the bathroom ninja mug.Flying Ninja Monkeys(AKA FNM's) were once the dominant race on this planet...however after hundreds of years of war between them and Flying Ninja Gorillas(AKA FNG's-see Flying Ninja Gorrilas for definition) the FNM's decided to hide their survivors and reamin in secrecy...only recently has their been rhumours of 2 wise men known as Corby And Vahon, have been able to command these FNM's...i was among the first to fall to their extreme power...WARNING: let no force ever underestimate their power.
Bushes presence in Iraq is not only for the oil....that is a cover story....he is looking for the power to control FNM's and FNG's
by Victum Of Their Wrath January 4, 2005
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you better watch fucking them hos, or banging anyone after yo cuse you know that ninja be lurking and he alive and well and is known to just pop up
by thought August 29, 2012
Get the that ninja mug.A photo ninja is a person who, rather sneakily, poses in the background of a photo, unknown to the subjects of said photo. Photo ninjas can be anybody, though they typically are the kind who dance with themselves at parties, talk to the corner, engage in no social action, etc. They are nothing like real ninjas, except that they are silent and they deal a fatal blow; that being the ruining of photos everywhere.
Today, the modern photo ninjas is of the Facebook variant, which means that their main goal is to boost their Facebook "pictures of" count. They lie awake at night, sweating, maybe panting, in anticipation of an email telling them that "______ has tagged a photo of you on Facebook". At which point the pump their meaty fists in the air and celebrate this victory. Thus, they focus their beady eyes on the soon to be marked comment space. Pounding the F5 key in hopes of a comment from a hot girl who's photo he ruined.
Such is the eventful life of a Photo Ninja
Today, the modern photo ninjas is of the Facebook variant, which means that their main goal is to boost their Facebook "pictures of" count. They lie awake at night, sweating, maybe panting, in anticipation of an email telling them that "______ has tagged a photo of you on Facebook". At which point the pump their meaty fists in the air and celebrate this victory. Thus, they focus their beady eyes on the soon to be marked comment space. Pounding the F5 key in hopes of a comment from a hot girl who's photo he ruined.
Such is the eventful life of a Photo Ninja
Girl1 (commenting): OMG we look so fiiiiine!!!1!! I love you!
Girl2 (" "): I knooowww! Hold up, is that richard on the backround?? OMG he is so nasty =O
Richard (" "): Hey girlllzz, like me and my fine threads with you fine-looking ladies. Hot damn we look fine
Girl1 (" "): I think I just threw up
A common Facebook Photo Ninja springs into action...and is shot down
Girl2 (" "): I knooowww! Hold up, is that richard on the backround?? OMG he is so nasty =O
Richard (" "): Hey girlllzz, like me and my fine threads with you fine-looking ladies. Hot damn we look fine
Girl1 (" "): I think I just threw up
A common Facebook Photo Ninja springs into action...and is shot down
by SpicyyMchaggis May 12, 2008
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Get the Ginger ninja mug.Small shards or pieces of ceramic spark plug insulator (the white part). When thrown at glass, they break it very quietly. They are used mostly for car burglaries in which the burglar wants to remain unheard.
Dan hit the driver's window with ninja rocks, then Joe ran up on the guy hit him in the nose after opening the door.
by Jeff June 17, 2006
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Purposly picking a fight with a ninja because you have a death wish.
Purposly picking a fight with a ninja because you have a death wish.
Dan: Hey ninja, what's the matter? wake up on the wrong side of your mother this morning??
<later at Dan's closed casket funeral>
John: So, how did Dan die?
Kate: it was ninjacide...
John: Sweet!
<later at Dan's closed casket funeral>
John: So, how did Dan die?
Kate: it was ninjacide...
John: Sweet!
by neversweat May 24, 2006
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