morningbread

Waking up with a boner.

Jan always wakes up with a morningbread.

by Eirik March 6, 2005

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mobbin

The act of hammering the gas in the middle of full blown traffic and swerving through cars like you are in a formula 1 race. Anyone who mobs it should be able to switch lanes and cut off cars within a fraction of a second. The closer you get to hitting someone, the harder you mob. Mobbin is usually affiliated with slammed cars, heavy metal, windows down, and Talia.

Guy 1: Yo did you see that mazda mobbin it?
Guy 2: Youre a fucking moron. Mazdas can't mob.
Guy 3: Dude I was mobbing it in my honda!!
Guy 4: No. You're all fucksticks.

by #teamtalia January 9, 2013

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Elliot in the morning

A Shock jock that broadcasts from DC 101.1 and Richmond's 102.1 the X from 5:45 a.m. to 10 something a.m.

Elliot's famous quote: "Smell my face!"

Co-hosts include: "Momma" Diane, "Bigfat" Flounder, "Foreskin" Craig, "Metrosexual" Tyler, "Gay" Kyle.

"Elliot in the morning is so funny I almost crapped my pants!"

by Robplayslax May 18, 2006

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morning boner

A boner that occurs when someone wakes up in the morning usually because the body is automatically holding in urine.

Ugghh, dude. i needed to take a piss but i had a serious morning boner and had to bend over!

by Alex \m/ February 3, 2007

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morning spliff

a cannabis cigarette that is smoked early morning,(before 11) and preferably in your local park (providing cannabis is legal where you are),
if smoked this early it will set off the cannabis smoked the night before and provide a stupid dizzy feeling all morning till lunch.

a morning spliff is basically a wake and bake, but done early in the morning and ideally after a schleeps

by connorbag April 30, 2006

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