Mini-van... sticking two fingers in a girls vagina and five fingers in her anus, simulating the seating capacity of a minivan. Two in the front, five in the rear.
Tom: Thanks for cooking dinner tonight baby, I appreciate all the things you do for me...
Shelly: No problem tom, once I get this kitchen cleaned up you can give me a mini-van cause I dried out the pot roast.
Shelly: No problem tom, once I get this kitchen cleaned up you can give me a mini-van cause I dried out the pot roast.
by Charlieangusbuttchug October 22, 2019
by India Frau April 13, 2018
by Trashy87 July 15, 2008
by EhCanadian September 30, 2015
A dude with a micro penis who charges the same as a male escort with experience but who never lets u see by using date rape drugs behind closed doors , until u wake up in a room missing ur credit cards and feeling more horny and malnourished than before u fell asleep.
Definition: mini bar (Microsoft’s running apple) a product available for a third of the price on the street just the situation ur in forces you to pay for the mini bar service instead of walking somewhere.
by Cluttered mutt February 25, 2022
Generally slow and chubby, useless at everything he does, except eat. Has the worst luck ever and has never scored a goal in football. Usually found sitting down and eating. Despite this he is however loved by most, and finds himself at the centre of everything.
by RastaMerth November 07, 2017
by broski (Jack) October 20, 2019