Midnight Fornication

Also known as MF. Midnight Fornification is'nt when you have sex at midnight (although it can be done). MF is when your partner (husband,wife, whatever) falls asleep before you do and your feeling really horny so you try having sex w/ them in their sleep or you just wake them up out of a good nights rest because something needs to be rubbed. Something you should ask someone before marrying them. Some people think its weird and disguesting others find it great! :)

how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?

Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...

Guy 1: "So is Jane into midnight fornication?"

Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"

Guy 1: "Smart Choice"

Guy 2: "I know right"

by Johnathan Bass October 9, 2008

Midnight wings

Wings that happen at midnight,

The best kind of wings

The juicest wings
The saucy kind

Yo mulfy, shall we get those midnight wings.

by Mulfy October 21, 2021

The hokey pokey past midnight

Another word for 'messing around' or having sex used in the movie Charlie Gordan.

"Charlie do you have a girl up there? What have I said about doing the hokey pokey past midnight!?"

by Cal3d0nl0cal July 31, 2016

Midnight dusk, nighttime shush

When everything is going shit and it's past midnight, it's time to go bed.

I just lost another game of CS... midnight dusk, nighttime shush.

by smallmouse99 June 24, 2024

Midnight

If you're trying to find this as a girls name then you're welcome to read this,
the most wonderful and sweet kind sharing girl you'll ever meet, she can be a baddie and she can be really kind, you could spend hours and hours talking with her, she is the best fanfic buddie you'll ever have in life
she will always be on your side no matter what and she'll try her best to help you with your problems, but if you don't like her then she'll dissapear like she was never there with you in the photos.

person 1 : damnit I regret leaving my best friend
person 2 : what was their name?
person 1 : Midnight.
person 2 : yeah you messed up hard bro.

by Alexa Shidesu August 12, 2021

Midnight Naf

He who nafs at midnight

I can't be the midnight naf I have to be home at 11.

by Swag420Blazememlg August 1, 2019

midnight feast

lot of drink, smoke anything... all this when year finishes, dec 31, friends or enemies.. people joining fest discover or face new year once again

once again this midnight feast I'll be there..

by quiterio the great October 26, 2017