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midnight

"It's never midnight in God's ass hole."
"When the night was half-way done, it was midnight."
"I smoked a joint at midnight"
by buttfucker3.141592653589 June 27, 2020
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The Midnight Growler

The Midnight Growler likes to get drunk and offer oral sex to any female prey.

The Midnight Growler will shit on your lawn and fall asleep on your driveway
Hey look theres The Midnight Growler trying his luck with that Backpacker! Let's hope he doesn't shit on her lawn and fall asleep on the driveway again
by Shane Cartwright June 3, 2018
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Midnight Wank

The act of masturbating until tomorrow (the upcoming date). Mostly done at midnight or close to 12AM
Alex: Dude I have just done the best midnight wank ever!
Peter: Why are you telling this to me? What even is a midnight wank?
Alex: Nvm. Wrong chat bro.
by Djukster December 30, 2019
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midnight wave

delirious feelings one is overcome with after/around midnight.
guy 1: why do you act so weird at midnight bro...
guy 2: it's the midnight wave.
by clanktai November 23, 2025
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midnight nachos

A very special combination of chips and doodoo that Alex and Peyton consume every night in the Teo's upstairs playroom.
"Lord of the Rings is almosy over!... Wanna Start it up from the beginning again?"
"Of course! I'll get the main ingredient for our Midnight Nachos in the bathroom presently"
by Wapiti69 October 5, 2022
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midnight roker

When a cold/(beer) and hot/(pizza) front unknowingly clash together in the wee hours of the evening forming a massive shit storm of rain, hail and corn. Lightining falshes are not uncommom with the midninght roker, especially in the presence of smoking BBQs.
I damn near burned my eyebrows off last night after dropping a midnight roker!
by derby May 19, 2007
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midnight burger

The maist awesomous ae aw podcasts.
Thon Midnight Burger podcast is tge best oot there, eh?
by Nordlebash December 2, 2024
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