Michaelbaytion

1) -n. Any shitty, mindless Hollywood product which relies on explosions, hard rock music, and a special effects budget exceeding the GDP of third world nations to cover up lack of thought or effort in other areas. Typically all of them.

2) -v. Participation in the above on any level.

See CSI: Miami.

1) "I'm going to go see G.I. Joe, it looks so awesome!"

"Too much Michaelbaytion can have adverse effects on your health."

2) I was going to go out and see an indie film with my hipster girlfriend last Friday, but CSI: Miami was on, so I just stayed in and Michaelbayted instead.

by stopmotionsunrise November 15, 2009

micro gym

Micro Gym, the most smallest amount of gym work.
A tiny work out full of huffs, puffs and yawns.

Hey I've just done I micro gym workout!

lazy gym, I just can't be bothered and yes of course I'm totally comfortable with my muffin top.

by Gym phobia January 31, 2014

michal taco

When someone is having anal and they shove a another dick in the hole

My ass hurts so bad after my dad and brother were Michal tacoing me

by Michal mike March 7, 2016

Michael Depiso

He’s a fag. Your typical white cheater. Small dick, long hair(new fuckboi cut), unkept eyebrows, pubes as long as a girls hair. He will cheat on every girl in his path. Typical shit talker. Gets his ass beat on the daily. And runs away from his problems only to get him into deeper shit. Gay at heart. Spreads nudes that weren’t sent to him as well as looks at other girls nudes while in a relationship.

Michael cheats on all girls. Michael Depiso Is a cheater.

by Your worst night mare 💀 November 26, 2017

michalynn

Michalynn is usually a tall girl with brown or blonde hair she is very funny loves to do makeup but is very insecure she dosent care what people think about her but she is always off and on with boys she gets decent grades and loves sports but not soccer she has many friends but about 2 really really close friends she loves to sing and have fun she is not shy at all she is also very fashionable she loves food But is very skinny she loves to watch movies and chill with her friends

There is michalynn she looks great today I love the dress she is wearing but didn’t she just break up with her boyfriend

by Bhahahahha January 9, 2018

microdick

To have a very small penis

Jake paul has a microdick

by Babadehoogas February 4, 2018

Michael Florip

This mans is trash at shoot dance and he looks hella fruity
Also has no muscle.
Chucks up 3's.

Dude. Stop being a Michael Florip!

by bigballerzo April 3, 2018