Schneaky link

It’s not just a low key “sexual encounter”, it’s a nobody even know, we know each other. When we see each we don’t know each other.

I have schneaky link nobody will ever know existed.

by SomethingSavage January 5, 2021

Link and Pin

A Sexual act in which one person backs or walks into another and you have to get the dick in without crushing your fingers, much like that used to couple train cars together.

I like to begin sex with the ol' link and pin.

by guywiththesillyhat January 28, 2022

keepy link

When you’ve been fucking too long for it not to be sneaky anymore.

Bro, I thought Mater was your sneaky link? We’re more exclusive now bro, Mater is my keepy link.

by nshay1990 July 3, 2024

sentry link

Bad Internet

Tomahawkchop309 has the worst internet ever... SENTRY LINK

by Xeno lll November 29, 2017

Link

To meet or see someone

Me and my friends about to link at the mall

by anonymousgirlwriter February 8, 2020

TP Linking

TP Linking is where you and a friend in adjacent toilet stalls use one long piece of toilet paper to wipe your asses at the same time. After which you pull it apart and the person with the longest piece gets good luck. This is the ultimate sign of friendship bonding.

"Me and Drew were TP linking at the movie bathroom the other day and I got the long piece"
"TP Linked with Stacy i feel closer as friends already"
"Yo homie wanna linkup in the bathroom later?"

by konkey234 October 1, 2020

Gay Link

Zelda's second worst nightmare

P1: What's Zelda's worst nightmare?
P2: A gay Link?
P1: Close, but not quite there. That's her second worst nightmare.

by zeldadinosaur May 28, 2022