Punching kitten

To have sex. If punching the clown is masturbating, punching kitten is having sex.

A particularly classy set of phrases aren't they?

"I spent the weekend punching kitten! You losers probably had to settle for punching the clown."

by Havoc79 June 10, 2008

kittieism

to be one with kittie's of the world. to dislike most dogs, and to nap regulally.

kittieism the way of the world.

by kittie queen April 12, 2008

Kittiesnowing

When launching/throwing a litter of kittens up into the air to produce the effect of a downpour.

Jake: "We were bored so we had some fun Kittiesnowing"
Ray: "I did that too, but around here we call it downpaw"

by Intervanious May 13, 2010

tighter than kitties

something that is awesome, cool, or just plain a-fucking-mazing.

Man, them cars are tighter than kitties.

by choicekillschance July 3, 2010

cats and kitties

secret way to say ass and titties

That girl had some nice cats and kitties!

by abbagirl January 4, 2018

kittilicious

When a house cat or kitten is really cute.

Hi kitty, you're so kittilicious.

by Bada Shahdank January 1, 2009

Kitten Grenade

Kittens so cute its like a grenade explosion of cuteness. Usually talking about ones that are found in the pet store. Not the strays but the strays can also be part of a Kitten Grenade.

Those kittens werwe so cute I thought there was a kitten Grenade!

by TCx73 November 25, 2010