Jumping Jahosafats

Legend tells of diabolical creatures spawned from ancient times. These menacing organisms birthed from the depths of the black swap and terrorized north-western Ohio for centuries. However, in 1910 the Bowling Green State University was founded and constructed over the black swap destroying their natural habitat. The demon like creatures hunt students from the bushes at night, scaring their pants off in a vengeful rage. Stories are told of only one man who knows the secrets of the black swap, a one

Paul. J. Olscamp. Yet, the legend ends with him allegedly locking himself away in the archives so nobody may learn of the secrets.

"Hey, did you hear lars totally got gnar'd by those jumping jahosafats brotendo?"

"Wha? Im too stoked up on that latenight-sunrise and these beeroids to give a chest fly about shit."

by 2 HA November 10, 2015

jump off

A jump off is a girl other than your girl friend that you see strictly for sex.

I'm getting bored with my girl friend; I'm looking for a jump off that I can have some fun with from time to time

by Ayo06 November 2, 2009

Jump him

1-attacking them with suppride
2-Jumping on some one
3-Jump over someone

1-"boys jump that mofo!"
2-"Go away u gay stop jumping on me"
2-"shit that car just jumped over me!"

by fez October 14, 2004

jump hug

The act of jumping onto someone's front in an effort to make relations with them.

Example: "That girl just Jump hugged that guy, what a slut."

by WeepingAngle May 13, 2014

clam jumping

Definition 1: When a bunch of dirty skanks jump out of an airplane, and they have a bunch of dirty coochies and their parachutes are hanging from their clits.

Definition 2: When a girl uses her vagina curtain as a chute after jumping off a building or cliff. The equivalent of base jumping. Also see: vagina curtain

Example 1: Jennifer, Chloe, and Mary went clam jumping last weekend. Their chutes got tangled, and tore out their vaginas. Ouch!

Example 2: Beth went clam jumping off the Empire State Building by using her vagina curtain as a chute.

by Retard Clan June 4, 2008

jump off

something really hot, can be a party, girl, you know something excitin'

by KillaGill August 5, 2003

jump sex

when you are having sex on your floor and you get up and jump off your bed landing on your girlfriend and sticking your dick into her vagina.

"I jumped off my stairs last night and made my girlfriend's vagina bleed with my awesome jump sex."

by KNeel Schaedel November 12, 2007