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The Japanese Tuba

A sexual move in which a man's limbs are bent in every which way until he resembles a human pretzel (they may break), and the woman puts her mouth around his dick (like one would a mouthpiece) and blows. This will tickle the man, and will make him giggle like a japanese schoolgirl
"Last night was the best. I got a the japanese tuba from this buff russian lady and I had to go to the hospital afterwards ."
by doubledick49 June 11, 2016
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Japanese flying squirrel

Look at that chick! She's uglier than a japanese flying squirrel
by Bungalow June 16, 2016
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Japanese Flag

The lower digestive tract phenomenon resulting from the previous night's consumption of ultra-spicy food, usually curry or extra-hot Mexican burritos.
Did you have the korma last night, mate? I shouldn't have had the vindaloo; it gave a me the proper Japanese Flag.
by Azenath69 September 6, 2022
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Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning

The act of flicker gooning while reciting the famous Japanese nursery rhyme "Linguan Guli Guli" and drinking stillwater (dos uno) while beating yo shit at 350-450 miles per hour (the speed of a world war 2 fighter plane). As a gooner achieves these speeds of flicker gooning they begin to strip their penits raw just as a fighter jet after being shot in battle. These speeds of masturbation propel the gooner backwards at extreme speeds. Once the gooner reaches climax their body will already be smashed into a nearby surface. Thus the gooner will achieve maximum pleasure through the release of chemicals in the brain achieved upon death. The Kamikaze gooner achieves full transmutation of the spirit and lives for ever with the souls of deceased world war 2 fighter pilots and other Kamikaze gooners.
Jason: "Yo I heard Brian got caught Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning last night"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"
by 69squilliamfancyson69 December 29, 2024
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The Japanese Monster of DOOM!!

The Original Nightmare Fuel Where The Monster Lived In Japan.

Probably Was Seen In Mole as The Painter Where The Mole and Mouse Turned Every Color (Mole Turned Red and Mouse Turned Yellow) And They Turned Into The Japanese Monster of DOOM!!.

Which is Directly Called “日本のモンスター” or “Nihon no monsutā“.
Oh No! It’s The Japanese Monster of DOOM!!
by MacAgain October 20, 2019
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An adorable squirrel that has pure black eyes and lives in japan. It lives in cold climates and eats like an average squirrels (nuts and seeds). They use their arm flaps to fly across up to 10 feet distances (and more).
Me:Look at that Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel!

My sister: I know right! It’s adorable
by Angel of russian songs August 8, 2020
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Japanese Handjob

The act of giving a Handjob while licking a mans nipples,
Me and my girl decided to try a Japanese Handjob the other night and dude I came buckets! my nips were on fire after tho..
by burhnruhnurhun August 18, 2025
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