the perfect guy:
-nice
-hilarious
-sweet
-good financially
-dresses well
-chiseled features
-caring
-has a mustang (;
-can rap
-deep voice (sounds like Andy Biersack)
-nice
-hilarious
-sweet
-good financially
-dresses well
-chiseled features
-caring
-has a mustang (;
-can rap
-deep voice (sounds like Andy Biersack)
by Masakre January 2, 2012
Get the Dave Dunnmug. by XxLilyGibson October 12, 2020
Get the DISCO DAVEmug. Its where u take a whore to dave and busters into the bathroom shove a 10 piece nugget up her cooter and but fuck the shit out of her and then put sweet chick fila sauce in her pussy and gobble it up like a hungry rat at chucky cheese
Jake took samantha the whore into the dave and busters bathroom and did the Dave and Thrusters combo
by Nico the Rat December 25, 2021
Get the Dave And Thrustersmug. The most boring, stereotypical white guy name on the planet. Dave Peters is probably the type of guy that enjoys eating plain white bread and has a boring tie collection.
Robin: Why does that guy look so excited to buy three identical pairs of khakis?
Silas: Oh, he’s probably a Dave Peters.
Silas: Oh, he’s probably a Dave Peters.
by Sonic The Hedgehog Kin May 13, 2018
Get the Dave Petersmug. He was kicked out of Metallica for his drinking problem, which is saying something considering how much they were all drinking. He's a fucking born-again Christian who's homophobic and doesn't support gay marriage. He's rude about Judas Priest's obvious gay image. He refuses to tour or be seen with bands who have any remote connection to Satan, death metal, or witchcraft. He once stated supporting the building of a wall between Mexico and the United States. He caused a riot in Northern Ireland during the Troubles. He openly criticised Barack Obama and said the he staged shootings in order to push a gun control agenda. One of the band members of Megadeath was actually fired for allegations of child grooming
by Stupid_Gremlin October 15, 2022
Get the Dave Mustainemug. by otg3 February 12, 2021
Get the Dumpster Davemug. a rather fast black man who is actually quite young. REALLY BLOODY STUBBORN AND ANNOYING. Hates it when people touch his hair and claims it hurts... what a pussy. doesnt like losing at chess and is really competitive when it comes to other people being faster than him. He also has two metal pins in his leg which he never lets anyone forget.
by thompo March 19, 2013
Get the dave edbiemug.