Salty surfing

Surfing the internet for excessive amounts of time -mainly social media- looking for salty bitches or salty characters or people being salty . (See salty definition on other page)

It took me all night of salty surfing to find my next date.

by Savage Monroe September 14, 2025

surfing a tsunami

an instance when someone is lit or having a good time. also can be used when referring to someone who is positively intoxicated. can be used in past and present tense.

“I partied so hard last weekend, I was surfing a tsunami!”
“Man Zack has two joints and a beer in his hand, he’s about to be surfing a tsunami”

by winniedapoo1017 February 17, 2025

fad-surfing

the persistent and often meaningless following of the latest trends

Our generation is very fad-surfing

by TyNa322 May 15, 2017

Surf n' Turf

When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy

Fred and I were gettin' real frisky when all of a sudden he gave me the ol' Surf n' Turf!!

by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Screen surfing

Using an electronic device to search the web or connect with others.

“I didn’t notice the sound of my Uber eats driver outside because I was busy screen surfing.”

by iamanthonydean July 18, 2020

Gorman Surfing

An act when short men with short Pterosaur arms try to surf and when paddling out are unable to advance forward because of said Pterosaur arms.

“ Dude, Did you guys see that guy Gorman Surfing at the washout yesterday? What an idiot.”

by Hayesenregalia August 14, 2021