What Hollister does to you. They get you lost in a dark forest of plants and fabric. Then they render your senses useless by shining bright light in your eyes and blaring loud pop music in your ears. Finally, they choke you by forcing you to inhale the poisonous fumes they call "fragrance". You eventually pass out and awake in a small white room with a mirror or two, naked and moneyless. Surrounded by clothes you never wanted.
Amanda: OMIGOSH, I THINK I'VE BEEN SHOP-RAPED!
Claire: Did you go into Hollister again?!?
Amanda: It was on a dare :(
Claire: Well at least you've learned your lesson :/
Claire: Did you go into Hollister again?!?
Amanda: It was on a dare :(
Claire: Well at least you've learned your lesson :/
by iHateHollister November 29, 2010
Get the Shop-Rapemug. When you have a girl who's guilty of infidelity. In retaliation of the promiscuity, the man fucks the mom and sister and "glazes" them as if in a doughnut shop.
JJ: "Dude, Jackie cheated on me."
JK: "Bro, that's fucked up! What did you do?"
JJ: "Its okay I sent her a pic of the doughnut shop."
JK: "Bro, that's fucked up! What did you do?"
JJ: "Its okay I sent her a pic of the doughnut shop."
by Doughnut man December 23, 2014
Get the Doughnut Shopmug. Going to Bars on busy nights such as Valentine’s Day to “shop” for someone else’s unwanted “Second Hand crap”.
Jacob was feeling lonely on Valentine’s Day, so he went downtown around midnight to do some “Thrift Shopping”.
by KRiver February 14, 2020
Get the Thrift Shoppingmug. Place where you can shop items in very cheap prizes, until 'the one minute -90%'-offer goes out. It's shopping in web so you get what you didn't want.
by Rinkelitar July 13, 2017
Get the Wish shoppingmug. E-shop are the persons who have big head due to facebook.
They think that now they are famous and that since they have numerous friends everybody likes them.
They upload pictures all the time and they feel sexy due to the comments that they receive.
They think that now they are famous and that since they have numerous friends everybody likes them.
They upload pictures all the time and they feel sexy due to the comments that they receive.
x has become an e-shop. She thinks that she is sexy because of the comments that she is receiving on facebook and because she has added numerous friends.
In real life her height is just 1.50 m!!
In real life her height is just 1.50 m!!
by elena_ch February 15, 2009
Get the e-shopmug. by crazybeardedman May 12, 2008
Get the frip shopmug. by bobandbill12 November 13, 2011
Get the Shopping trolleymug.