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Canada's History

A sex act so horrible that it involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley cup. The details are so graphic it cannot be explained here. However, it is suggested that you use the antlers as a reverse reach around. The Stanley cup might be used as a date rape drug or weapon, and the maple syrup for lube ;). STICKY, DELICOUS, LUUUUUBBBBEEE HA! HA!... lube. Now maybe put that in working order. Its should work. HA! HA! HA! lube.
Lets discusses Canada's history, in my office! HA! HA!... Brace for impact. By the way have you seen my daughter Judy? She looks absolutely nothing like you. Nothing like you, nothing at all. Nada!
by Phil Ken Sebens February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Slang term for a sexual act used by citizens of US/Canadian border states that starts with a "Mounty" (involves maple syrup, antlers, and the song O Canada) but is performed 12 different ways using items from the McKenzie Brother's "12 Days of Christmas" for each act. It is most effective when performed and smeared with cheese and beer. It usually takes a trash can the size of the Stanly Cup to clean up the mess. It's even better if you can speak French.
After visiting the "Windsor Ballet" we were all ripped and me and my girl went home and did Canada's History.
by B-Kerr February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act deemed so perverse that an alternative word (Pinocchio) is usually substituted for the primary term. Performing Canada's History involves nasal sex with a moose, and slaughtering the moose after the act is done.

Note: The moose is the pitcher, not the catcher, while performing Canada's History.
He's a freak, I heard that he likes to do Canada's History!
by afrijapc February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

2 chubby bear studs making out, licking eachothers' fur, and taking turns burying their faces in eachothers' butts for a nice little snack.
Hey stud, you wanna teach me Canada's History?
by Carlos Cumslurper February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act in which the man sits in a corner in the fetal position while the woman wears a crown and takes a dump on him and waves at random objects around the room as the prime minister walks in and takes your money.
Dude, Canada's History sucks, I should have stuck with the beaver.
by Konfucius25 February 4, 2010
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Black History Month

A month where roles become reversed and black people own white people like they are slaves.
Tyrone:Come on Sahara you have to suck me off it’s black history month!
by año punkis February 17, 2021
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the biggest chokers in history

The 2004 New York Yankees, a bunch of jokers who pulled off an unprecedented choke by blowing a 3-0 ALCS lead to the Boston Red Sox.
Johnny: "Man, did you see that ginormous 1000 lb. fat guy choke on that chicken bone last night at KFC? He must have been the biggest choker in history!"
David: "Nope, that'd be the Yankees of '04."
Johnny: "Oh yeah, no contest."
by Nick D October 27, 2004
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