Canada's History 

a secret sexual act be-known only to the descendants of the French fur trappers who first settled in Canada. It involves a copious amount of males and the rack of a moose, maple syrup, and a silver bowl which has since been modified into the Stanley Cup. Although the action itself is classified those who accomplish the act are free to no longer live in Canada.

A lollipop is to the Wonka Factory as 2 girls 1 cup is to Canada's History.

Wow no more cancer, aids, war, healthcare costs, and Fox News. Really? I wonder who performed Canada's History to make that possible.

Canada's History by Lt. Barkey the Dog February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

When you shove a Canadian Goose up your ass and use your free healthcare to repair your damaged anus.

"I just got back from the doctor's office, one more Canada's History and I'll be shitting feathers for the rest of my life."

Canada's History by Amanda Beatnkill February 4, 2010

Canada's history 

After having intercourse with a woman tied down to five points like a maple leaf, ejaculate into a cup of of maple syrup and feed that to the little elf from load of the rings while his little fat retarded friend blows him to O Canada.

last night really was worse than a Canada's History.

Canada's history by sexytime113 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act that involves a can of shaving cream, Wayne Gretzky autographed hockey stick, Best of Bryan "Too Cool for an I" Adam's Cassette tape and magic.

This act can only be performed on a female. She must be laying in spread eagle like a maple leaf while her partner rams the Wayne Gretzky hockey stick in her anal cavity while the can of shaving cream in inserted into her vagina with the nozzle sticking outward. While the hockey sticking is thrusting back and forth the shaving is to be spayed up in the air to simulate snow. The Bryan Adam's Cassette tape is to be played in the background.

Hey honey, Wayne Gretzky's hockey stick is still up my ass after we went over Canada's History last night.

Canada's History by nusince February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Girl's Gone Wild late-night advertisements, with bears, instead of girls. This is Steven Colbert's favorite/worst fantasy.

Also a strain of herpes.

Goddamn, Canada's History is rife with bear fucking and herpes.

Canada's History by alraKSphinx February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

When you hire Wayne Gretzky to dunk his penis in a jar of maple syrup and slap you in the face with it.

I couldn't make it to baseball practice yesterday because a session of Canada's History ran a bit late.

Canada's History by nozavroni February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A depraved American sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

It's so depraved that it can't be described, even on urban dictionary, as those who may be offended have access to it.

"Dude... that chick has no respect for herself- she totally performed Canada's History with me!"

"Woah... You let her? Dude... you have no respect for YOURSELF!!"

Canada's History by thischickoverhere February 4, 2010