hipstercrite

a hipster who hates other hipsters because they have become too mainstream

yo that guy is such a hipstercrite

by kpar June 24, 2012

hippy piss

A Southern Californian expression used to describe the smell of patchouli oil, which is als known as "patchouly" or "pachouli."

Everyone at the Dead concert smelled like hippy piss.

by Paul D. Key July 25, 2006

hipstercrite

a hipster who thinks they are not a hipster.
hipster + hypocrite= hipstercrite

Practically every hipster is a hipstercrite.

by dontbehipstacritical December 21, 2009

hipster envy

a condition suffered by working professionals who become mad with jealousy because they cannot participate in surprise-hipster-DJ revelry on random school nights.

hipster envy typically becomes a problem in your mid-30s, when you realize you actually require sleep.

Upon realizing that he could not go to a club to see a surprise DJ set by Diplo because he had to be at work early the next morning, Brian became overcome with hipster envy.

by hermjon November 10, 2010

Hipster Lisp

A whiny tone, usually in regards to the exploitation of the proletariat.

Man, did you hear that hipster lisp in our Anthropology class?

by Eat, Pray, Love March 24, 2011

Hipstercrit

One who criticizes hipsters for being hipsters even though he himself is a hipster.

He's a total hipstercrit.

by OFWGschuylKILL THEM ALL June 5, 2011

Hipster

Hipsters, they suck the life out of a neighborhood and move once there too many of them there. Because they hate each other just like everyone else hates them.

In some ways, it's low self esteem personalized into a culture. They think they belong in another culture because they hate the culture that's around them, including themselves.

So they feel the need to move constantly. Because insecure people are never happy so they keep moving because they blame everyone else around them for the way their life has turned out. And in the process other people pay for their insecurities.

Hipster 1: I really hate this neighborhood, it's full of hipsters. Everywhere I go, I spot people wearing band shirts like mine, they're such wannabes. I'm sure none of them heard of the Snot Rocketeers.

Hipster 2: (bong rip) I heard of this place in Pennsylvania named Brooklyn. Since we live in Brooklyn now, wouldn't it be ironic if we move out of Brooklyn to live in Brooklyn?

by AUED June 6, 2013