helmet duty

Sucking a man's penis

My girlfriend had helmet duty last night

by g_jon October 27, 2017

scratched helmet

A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.

A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....

by Lydia Z January 5, 2009

Ukrainian helmet

When your partner takes laxatives, finds a high place, and proceeds to defecate on your head. Thereby forming a helmet.

Person 1: Did you hear? Kai loves getting Ukrainian helmets after a long day of work.
Person 2: Yeah, last time he got one inside a church. How disgusting!
Person 1: agreed.

by BushLover123 May 30, 2025

helmeted warrior

An uncircumcised penis

I love sucking on the uncut foreskin of his helmeted warrior.

by Jade217 September 21, 2016

Helmet Hungry

When a Male is horny and really wants to try to give a blowie to another man for the first time

I’m so inexperienced and I’m feeling Helmet Hungry

by DesperateHoe January 28, 2018

Helmet

When you are so high you have the mental capacity of someone who is so retarded they wear a helmet for safety.

Fuck man that shits dank i think im one hit helmet

by PuneSlayer666 June 29, 2015

helmet army

Can be found in every skateboard video comment section, these are the types of people who spam every video about importance of the most lifesaving item of them all, a plastic made in china helmet, they will swear by their life on benefits of wearing a helmet 24/7 while skating although it seems like most of them wear a helmet at all times judging by how devout they are on spamming every skateboard video that includes a skater without a helmet on HOW IMPORTANT A HELMET IS AND HOW STUPID YOU ARE FOR NOT WEARING ONE LOOK HOW BETTER I AM AHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!1111111

John is cruising around town on a longboard
Some retard:HEY WHERE'S YOUR HELMET YOU'LL FALL AND DIE AND EARTH WILL OPEN AND EAT YOU WOAH ARE YOU SKATING WITHOUT A HELMET!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!? DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS CRUISING WITHOUT A HELMET DUDE?!?!?!!?!?! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID BRO COME ON BRO WEAR A HELMET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Another 50 people spam the exact same thing over and over and over again
John: Jesus these helmet army guys are real SOB

by Kaprisas June 23, 2020