Aimee Haines

A very sarcastic person who laughs at 69 and every other dirty jokes. Links feet with everyone she can and asks everyone if they wanna fight ( don’t fight her because she will beat you 😂). She will attack if you call her short, leave light switches on or touch her ears. She is very pretty but won’t admit it .

“YOU WANNA FIGHT”
Gary says “ don’t be such an Aimee Haines.

by baguette boiiiii January 31, 2020

cliff hanger

Little dried up clumps of shit that cling onto your arse hair

Ben: There was no toilet paper in that toilet’
Dover: ‘Err, you’ll have dirty cliff hangers you scruff’

by ImNightLightKidsTurnMeOn March 2, 2020

Cleo Haines

Someone who uploads pictures of their arse on all social media’s possible.

“Did you see Cleo Haines story?”
“Yeah it was her arse”

by borderslag April 23, 2020

Coat hanger insemination

When one lathers sperm on the curved end of a coat hanger, which is then inserted all their way into the vagina repeatedly at exactly 15 mph until the coat hanger has been cleansed of the sperm and is clean as a pipe cleaner.

Becky: Hey Jane, was your coat hanger insemination successful?
Jane: great! The baby should be here in 8 months!

by JSwizzzzz November 4, 2020

Lily Haines

She’s just amazing she has the cutest smile that just brightens your day she can be kinda annoying and random but it’s kinda funny it.the stuff she says about herself is really annoying Cus she she doesn’t know how perfect she is

Lily Haines is really good at dance

by Oskarrrrrrr November 5, 2020

Coat hanger

Republicans

Republicans like to use coat hangers

by Hardly Q January 3, 2021

coat hanger scramble

Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.

However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.

Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"

Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"

by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021