Gary Sans

Kermit the frog dressed in a suit. A frog who loves bombs, and will often ask if you want any bombs.
A frog who has amassed immense power and is able to travel through timelines and forever escape the sights of the TVA.
A frog who only wants respect from his peers and wants friendship, make sure to give him his respect or else.

"Hey look its Gary Sans, I wonder if he will ask me if I want any bombs?"

by TheRealMist4305 December 9, 2024

gary ablet

The thing your mar takes when she's on a low

Hey mum ,so I hear your back on the gary ablets now you fat slag

by the kud May 22, 2014

gary lafave

a narcissist that's cracked out and a little pussy

the ops are gary lafave's

by lil marco 999 September 15, 2022

Gary

Gary is the easiest guy to be around. And the easiest guy to fall in love with! You don’t even have to try. He never makes you feel judged or inferior to him- unless it’s regarding a game and/or sport, in that case, Gary is very competitive. He’s just a genuine guy. Kind and funny. Sweet and charming. An introverted extrovert. So, it may take some time to get to Gary in all his glory but believe me, he’s worth it.

Well, I’m so in love with Gary.

by Thatchubbybunny November 22, 2021

Gary Noob

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.

Person 1: Robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Gary Noob.

by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011

gary wow

Gary Wow is like a Gary, with additional wow. Gary wow is the highest observed state of Gary. Other states of Gary are Kerfuffle and Kaput

It was funny seeing Gary get escorted to the living room in that state. Rather than being a liability, he turned out to be a net asset! Gary Wow!

by daddy-ted June 13, 2020

A Pal For Gary

The absolute WORST episode of Spongebob Squarepants. No questions asked.

"A Pal For Gary" is nightmare-inducingly scary for youngsters, and utterly infuriating for older audiences. SpongeBob's extreme stupidity is at its absolute peak in this episode, and the scene where Puffy Fluffy mutates into a giant sea monster is...pretty terrifying, to say the least!

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 8, 2022