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fudge packer

A machine used in the O Henry bar factory, which inserts THAT BIG CHUNK OF FUDGE in the middle.
Oh no, the fudge packer broke down! Stop the conveyor!
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Vampire fudge cake

Wait 'til your girlfriend is on her period, and feed her nothing but fudge for three days, forcing her to hold any shits in. When the three days are up, make her squat above your open mouth, then have her release a mixture of period-blood and the fudgey goodness that is now her shit into your mouth.
Reece: Have you started your period yet?

Abi: Yes. Why?

Reece: Because I want a vampire fudge cake, you fucking whore.
by Roflpopz McToe December 15, 2010
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Halifax Fudge Badger

Is when a Canadian presses his anus against the anus of his French Canadian partner and burrows the fudge badger (turd) into the hutch (anus) of his partner. Often Moosehead Lager is required as a lubricant.
When Geddy gave Celine the Halifax Fudge Badger he shouted, "Oh Canada, eh?"
by gDillHole2 January 8, 2011
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fudge sickle

a Negroid's wang.
Jamal put his fudge sickle in my tight ass.
by Booker T. Buttfuck October 1, 2003
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fudge muffin

A phrase used in place of the "F" word. Originaly invented by Sean Kirkpatrick (age 12) in 2005. This phrase has become very popular in the western United States
"What the fudge muffin are you doing to my girlfriend?!"
by fudgy000 February 6, 2008
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fudge musketeer

Lance says to his boyfriend "You are the BEST fudge musketeer to bareback me in a long time!"
by Fudge Musketeer August 2, 2006
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fudgepacker

fudgepacker is used as a nicer way of saying someone is gay.
hey dave dont that bloke over thier look like a fudgepacker
by warpedhero August 18, 2008
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