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umm...friend

1. A person who you would describe as more than a friend but not a girlfriend or boyfriend. It become completely obvious that you have a umm...friend if you have to think for awhile before introducing them as a friend.

2. A person who you have no-strings-attached sex with.
1. Person A: Where's Andrew?
Person B: With Jenna his umm...friend.

2. Person A: So sex?
Person B: Sure but lets just be umm...friends.
by Anya E March 28, 2009
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Friend Climber

An individual who starts out with a particular group of friends that he/she then becomes tired of being around, thus causing the individual to move on to another friend(s). Then, when he/she is tired of the new friend(s), they move back to the original friend group as a "last resort". The "climbing" continues between large amounts of friends so that the individual is not socially bored.
"Dude where's Joe?"

"He's hanging out with Jim and Mike instead of us now"

"It's ok, he's a friend climber, he'll come back to us soon, and then leave again"
by Capn_Awesome July 5, 2009
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Friend Bomb

To innundate a noob to Facebook/myspace with friend requests.
Hey, Joey just got on Facebook...let's friend bomb him"
by aurora88 November 23, 2009
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friend-slave

Someone who has been tricked or forced into being your friend. You can make them do anything you want, and they will never be able to stop being your friend. Perks including: they must do as you say, making them do whatever you want sexually, dominating them, they must call you master.
Ways to get a friend-slave:

1. Make a bet, if they lose then they have to be your friend-slave
2. If a buddy of yours is pretty devoted to you already then have him agree to it
3. If you have a 'friend' that you wish to keep, then cut your finger and have the desired friend swear to obay you as they suck the blood from it. This way is the most effective.
"You two must really be close," "Oh, he's just my friend-slave,"
by ❤Maryjane❤ March 16, 2018
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"That" Friend

The friend in every group of friends who no one really knows why "that" friend is there. "That" friend is usually the butt of every joke, prank, or the one who follows every request made by someone in the group of friends. Also, the "that" in "that" friend usually has a different tone than the rest of the words.
Rick: Hey, where is your friend?
James: Which friend?
Rick: Charlie.
James: Oh, "that" friend. We sent him out to go bring us some drinks.
by Grithoof June 9, 2009
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Friend limbo

1. -noun.
The prolonged confinement of a would-be 'friend' on a social networking website to a 'friend request' page. Results from never denying or accepting the prospective friend's offer to become friends. Often appears when a member has forgotten the prospective friend from some previous experience, or a member has never met the prospective friend, resulting in a dilemma for the member, who does not want to accept the friend, but wants to avoid hurting the friend by rejecting them.
NOTE: 'Friend limbo' cannot be modified by a possessive pronoun; one cannot be 'stuck in his friend limbo' or 'be keeping many people in one's friend limbo.' Friend limbo is non-specific, like 'Davy Jones' Locker.' Just as one cannot be stuck in someone's Davy Jones' Locker, one cannot be stuck in someone's friend limbo.

2. -verb.
To put or leave someone in friend limbo.
Damn, Jebediah, don't you remember me? We were roommates three years ago, but you haven't 'friended' me - I'm still stuck in friend limbo!
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A Friend

Guy asks: who did you go to Disneyland with?
Girl responds : "A friend" in a high pitch voice
by BCBud123 January 19, 2011
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