Flaming heterosexual: 1. a person who communicates their preference for heterosexual sex often. 2. a person who tries to fulfill stereotypes of their sex's gender. 3. toxic masculinity 4. a homosexual trying to convince himself how straight he is through machismo 5. a violent, bigoted, right wing, veteran, rapey, dude with a beard.
The bearded fat guy at the union meeting talked about football all evening but when he said his dream was to open a automotive repair shop I told him to just stop being such a flaming heterosexual and sit somewhere else.
by справжнє May 31, 2019
Get the Flaming heterosexual mug.This is when two members of a party (Could be Male + Male, or Male + Female) get a bottle of rubbing alcohol, the one member proceeds to dab some on a cloth,and rub the cloth around the rim of the others asshole.
Then the receiver pans out with his (Or her) ass in the hair, while the other is positioned in a harness attached to a crane and is lifted approx 30 feet in the air, and is dropped at the sound of a horn.
On the way down, the falling member tries desperately to light his penis on fire, and if successful, catches the asshole of the other member on fire, then the objective is to put out the fire by humping, before serious injuries occur.
Then the receiver pans out with his (Or her) ass in the hair, while the other is positioned in a harness attached to a crane and is lifted approx 30 feet in the air, and is dropped at the sound of a horn.
On the way down, the falling member tries desperately to light his penis on fire, and if successful, catches the asshole of the other member on fire, then the objective is to put out the fire by humping, before serious injuries occur.
Ridge: Hey bro, me and my bitch are getting bored with our sex life, any ideas?
Nick: Nigga, you ever tried the flaming bulldozer?
Nick: Nigga, you ever tried the flaming bulldozer?
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