magic fist

when you punch a whore in the cum flaps so hard it leads to instant penetration, thus making the fist to vanish. Now that's magic.

'Can you explain this for me please?'

'yes doc - i was had the tv changer in my hand flicking thru all the cable shite when mom said we were broke and how we could do with a magic wish right now to sort things out'

'I guess you mis-heard her then?'

'Fuck you cockknocker!'

by Anonymous February 28, 2003

Monkey Fisting

When a guy is so old that his balls hang low enough to drag on the ground like a monkey whose knuckles are just dragging behind him as he walks. Another phrase for Old Balls

HA YOU'RE 21?!?!?! MAN YOUR BALLS ARE SO MONKEY FISTING.

by Q?Z? July 22, 2009

Dragon Fist

A sex act. The instigator inserts five fingers into the vagina of a female. An optional (but recommended) second step involves the spreading of the fingers once inside, causing the vagina to stretch to unheard-of and painful proportions.

Ali gave her the two-stage Dragon Fist! He stuck 'em in, then spread 'em!

by pondrthis July 9, 2010

turkish fist

The act of holding a kabab in your hand and ramming it as hard as you can into your partners gash.

She loved it when I served her the Turkish fist with a side of vengence.

by JBook July 18, 2006

Irish Fist

The insertion of a Guinness Beer Widget can into one's anus purely for sexual gratification.

Mike was looking forward to the upcoming St. Patrick's Day activities. Nothing satisfied him more than receiving a good old fashioned Irish Fist.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015

Gorilla Fist

;The Buldging lump located in the crotch of a human male that is visibly similar in appearance to the silverback Gorilla's Fist which is capable of delivering unbelievably powerful blows to watever it comes into contact with and certainly ruins any office it penetrates leaving it gaping so wide echos can be heard and no known cases have reported recovering wat so ever, or the male version of the Camel Toe!

Sally: OMG Sammy Look at the Gorilla Fist on that S.O.B.!
Sammy: DAMNNN, My Camel Toe & I are going to challenge him & his Gorilla Fist to a thumb wrestling tournament so get outta my way You fu*#%n Cow!

by Vendetta Fist October 24, 2017

ham fisted

poor drumming technique; see Meg White (White Stripes), Patrick Carney (Black Keys)

man, that drummer has no finese. He's so ham fisted.

by Eisenhower Adams December 10, 2019