The act of laying on a couch for multiple hours with a laptop laying on your belly and munching on a bag of generic chips, all while in a catatonic state.
"Hey bro, have you heard of Ethaning?"
"Nah, what it is it?"
"Well to Ethan is like Tebowing, but for stoners."
"Nah, what it is it?"
"Well to Ethan is like Tebowing, but for stoners."
by DougsForDays August 14, 2014
Ethan is a boy who loves memes A LOT and makes you LaUgH. he becomes friends with people really easily, and if your having a bad day you can talk to him because he makes you laugh. hes actually really cute to tho. and hes a big SmArT AsS. but there is one bad thing... He has a CHEATING ASS BROTHER WHO IS A WHORE AND CHEATS ON YOU WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND! but hes a bit slow so... back to Ethan, he is the sweetest person you will ever meet, and he likes to call people BITCHES... but i know hes joking..i think:/ hes they type of person to yell "FAGGOT" at the top of his lungs. well that is Ethan for ya. "im Ethan and im 14 slayin all these women wit my massive peen, i got a couple of hobby's besides bein blond, like preforming for my boys with my ribbon bitton, i drink lots of soda and hang out at the mall. i used to skate bored but i knocked out a ball!"
ethan is odd
by sponge bob is thicc April 13, 2019
The worst guy you will ever meet. He will first make you fall for him and you may date but he will never hang out with you and then get his ugly friend to dump you because he is a pussy and too scared to do it himself!He will go date his Ex and a few of your friends and you will feel like shit! THIS HAPPENED TO ME I HATE ETHANS!
by NVrzs=5-kngh, February 13, 2018
When you look into his eyes you puke. When you see his hair you pass out from how disgusting it looks. When your having a bad day it will get even worst when yo see his face. Their is no point in time when he is not acting or looking disgusting.
by 1002003000 February 11, 2019
Ethan is the type of person you hate being around. Usually Ethan’s are homosexual and are very ugly. If you see an Ethan run the other direction quickly before he tries to rape you.
by Littlejimmy778 February 11, 2018
Ethan is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for, you think he's mad at you but know he really isn't. He can be moody to some people, but when he likes you he isn't, he will call you shorty because he's super tall. No madder what he's always there. He LOVES his Xbox, but he will always find time for you, even if he's in a game. He might not always be there at school, but when your sad he notices, he will most likely text you and ask what was wrong. Your friends might not like him (even as a friend) but you'll love him with all of your heart. Any girl/boy (who cares its their choice) would be lucky to date them. If your names Ethan I'm sure your great
Person 1: Ethans SOO nice to me !
Person 2: hes not that nice to me, he must like you
Person 1: *laughing* I hope
Person 2: hes not that nice to me, he must like you
Person 1: *laughing* I hope
by 6dhs January 08, 2019