Eli Bikelife

Small kid that rides bikes for too long every single day until he fucks his legs doing knee swaps. Goofy ahh mullet too.

Man, Jake is such an Eli Bikelife.

by JakeWakey3000 December 20, 2023

Eli

Best dick ever!!! Always filled with warm joy!!!

wow eli had so much fun with you tonight!! i felt so much warm joy!!

by throatgoat2000 January 10, 2024

Eli Good

The first bloodline to create a Neighbor plantation

Have you heard Eli Good bloodline was revealed

by Jose TKR January 21, 2024

Eli

Bros just a wanna be smelly pants i just know (disappointment)

YO you know eli?, Yeah he stinks like poo poo (noun)

by sigmamansigma February 6, 2024

Eli

slang for a person who is extremely 2 faced and changes their personality and opinions based on who they are around.

omg quit being such an eli

by Finleyyy April 9, 2023

The one and only Eli

Eli is such a squinky. He is funny and goofy, but very unsure of himself at times. He is humble, loyal and altogether quite charming. Eli will listen to every word you say and could repeat it verbatim. Once friends with Eli, you become family
Man Eli is such a nice guy, to bad that girl hit him...

The one and only Eli is such a squinky.
Man Eli is such a nice guy, to bad that girl hit him...

by VCgess April 13, 2023

Eli

A fucking pedophile who likes little girls. He makes sure to find people who are at least five years younger than him. and proceeds to pin them on his phone. He even makes sure to stalk their location.

Stop being a eli bro thats hella gross

by BigSt3ppa April 18, 2023