denison university

A safety school for tools who cannot gain admission to Kenyon College

- Yo dude, I'm going to Kenyon, did you get in?
- No man, I'll be going to Denison University.
- Haha that sucks. Tool.

by TimB88 August 22, 2008

Danish

The sex position also known as missionary. properly done when the woman is sitting on a table and the guy i standing in front of her and between her legs while he is doin' it. For those who knows how to have sex, this i wonderful. For those doin it laying down, it is often akward and boring.

Girl:"Damn last night my boyfriend and me had Danish!"
Girl2" and he was standing and all?"
Girl"No.."
Girl2:" Then he is stupid."

by Sangenic July 2, 2009

Danish

The sex position also known as missionary. properly done when the woman is sitting on a table and the guy i standing in front of her and between her legs while he is doin' it. For those who knows how to have sex, this i wonderful. For those doin it laying down, it is often akward and boring.

Girl:"Damn last night my boyfriend and me had Danish!"
Girl2" and he was standing and all?"
Girl"No.."
Girl2:" Then he is stupid."

by Sangenic June 30, 2009

Denise

To do a "Denise" is to openly break wind at you work place

Nic "did you rip your trousers "
Cheryl " No it was just Denise"

by Donna70Michelle January 5, 2016

danism

when a person or persons keep moaning/arguing at a person named dan.

This Is Danism

by Lil-Dan November 2, 2008

dynisty

a slut that sucks a lot of dick. extremely unattractive. cannot keep a relationship.

ewww dynisty is nasty

by kvig03 October 10, 2016

danish

Another name for the rectum A.K.A. Asshole.

"Dude, I really want to ram her danish!"

"Yo, man I LIKE your DANISH"

"When you're asleep, I'm going to put it in your danish."

by Camrytoyota July 30, 2008