Dude, your text is drunk.

A cellphone text that's been sent by someone you think is drunk because it's incomprehensible, but you're not sure and you don't want to offend them by asking if THEY'RE drunk.

Person A: "Yeah were somewhere gone off now. where u at?"

Person B: "Dude, your text is drunk. Call me."

by Gin Blossom June 21, 2010

dude

Forget the fancy explanations for this. It simply replaces "man."

"Man it's hot." becomes: "Dude. It's hot"

"I failed my test. Man!" becomes: "I failed my test. Dude!"

by Curly lou July 22, 2012

Dudeche

(Plural Dudeches)
/do͞odSH/
An ignorant male who exhibits machismo behavior while being ignorant of the issue, or outwardly acting like a douchebag.

That guy was a total dudeche to the barista.

by silverrealm January 27, 2015

dude bait

When a female makes a post on social media about dudes, with the intention of getting dudes to comment about how they are "not like all the other dudes".

Girl, that post is total dude bait!

by Grizco January 17, 2017

Dude mood

The moment a guy has after he completely satisfied not only his girl/guy but is also completely satisied his self.

It's a feeling only dudes know, "Dude Mood"

by Lastjesster February 21, 2017

Dudeagirl

A dudeagirl is a boy who acts like a girl but they are dudes

-boy number one- wow what type of person is that ?

-boy number two- Bro I think its a dudeagirl

by Tapanga willson August 31, 2017

Dude-Heavy

Term used to explain male to female ratio or masculine dominance

-Danny and Cameron

this Orgys really dude-heavy , Lets split

by Dude Heavy October 28, 2017