drunk song

songs that everyone loves to listen to when completely shit faced.

Hey man, I never listen to "Sweet Caroline" unless I'm hammered, I think it's a total drunk song.

by Betherzz January 13, 2008

drunk amy

Drunk Amy is a thing of beauty and the only the entertainment you’ll ever need on a Saturday night. Dedicated single mom by day, hilarious shit show of drunken debauchery on biweekly weekend nights. Three drinks in and she’s using Fuck like a comma, falling down while white knuckling her chicken strips and cursing at ex boyfriends to go fuck themselves! 🖕🏼The Waffle House is where you’ll usually find her after a long night of hard drinking shenanigans with her besties. She’s funny AF and will have you rolling watching her drinking coffee out of lipstick stained coffee cups while her besties grope her symmetrically perfect breast’s in awe of their perfection. Amy is oblivious to the attention because she’s too busy stuffing her face with waffles and telling customers to go fuck themselves. Hmph! 🖕🏼

Drunk Amy is my favorite!

by Inkedmomof2 September 25, 2017

stretcher drunk

Consuming such a rediculous amount of alcohol that you lose all motor functions , thus the only means of transportation is a stretcher.

Hey Matt you get tore up there other night? Matt- boy I got stretcher drunk they had to haul my ass outta there!

by Blazer1752 December 11, 2016

pseudo drunk

When someone has the behavior of being drunk without them actually consuming alcohol.

Stewie Griffon was acting pseudo drunk when he drank apple juice and thought it was wine.

by hdeedee2 December 8, 2011

Truck Drunk

When a person(s) is so in love with a truck that they enter euphoric state. Or drunk on truck(s)

Bro, that truck's got me feeling a little Truck Drunk.

by Truckdrunk July 20, 2015

Subtitle Drunk

As brought to us from How I Met Your Mother: getting so drunk that people need subtitles to understand what you are saying.

Billy got so subtitle drunk... that no one at the bar could understand him.

by Yanksfan1421 September 5, 2013

the drunk continuum

often referred to as "still drunk", the drunk continuum is when someone's night drunk carries over to the next morning and next day

I thought I saw Tom for the first time sober today on campus, but turns out the drunk continuum took its toll again. He was still drunk from the night before...

or

Damn, the drunk continuum was in full force this morning. I could barely function.

by Schanedawg September 20, 2013