drunk tipsy

A really drunk person.

That guy is a drunk tipsy; he always drink and now he's about to fall over because he's so drunk.

by Sucky UNCLE November 18, 2015

Deer drunk

When you're so drunk that you get hit by a car, get up, run away bleeding, stop, then run away again only to further risk collision.

Did you see that deer drunk slide across the pavement and run away bleeding?!

by alwaysreamin October 11, 2015

drunk youtubeing

The act of searching youtube while drunk.

Person A- "Hey dude, where did you find this video?"
Person B- "I was drunk youtubeing last night and posted this video to everyones facebook wall! haha."

by jrarndt17 January 03, 2011

Mikey Drunk

Taking 2 shots and being completely wasted, while having spaz attacks.

Dude I'm so Mikey Drunk that it comes in waves from my shoulders to my face and its punching me in my eyeballs

by Mogar193 May 14, 2011

stretcher drunk

Consuming such a rediculous amount of alcohol that you lose all motor functions , thus the only means of transportation is a stretcher.

Hey Matt you get tore up there other night? Matt- boy I got stretcher drunk they had to haul my ass outta there!

by Blazer1752 December 12, 2016

Stumble of Drunks

A gathering of inebriated people. Just as a gathering of geese is known as a "Gaggle", a gathering of drunks is a "Stumble".

The bartender refused to serve the stumble of drunks at the bar.

by DesertLord June 19, 2012

Drunk Rattle

Similar to death rattle.

An early morning drunk dial occuring after someone has stayed up all night drinking/partying.

(ring, ring)

Rob: Hello?

Sam: Hey buddy what's up?! I just wanted to call and tell you you're a great friend, and I love you man!

Rob: Is this a drunk rattle? It's 7am.

by Lucille Balls May 13, 2010