Drunk Rattle

Similar to death rattle.

An early morning drunk dial occuring after someone has stayed up all night drinking/partying.
(ring, ring)

Rob: Hello?

Sam: Hey buddy what's up?! I just wanted to call and tell you you're a great friend, and I love you man!

Rob: Is this a drunk rattle? It's 7am.
by Lucille Balls May 13, 2010
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Pitch a Drunk

Pitching a drunk is like pitching a tent--you're planning to be there for awhile. Typically, one pitches a drunk several days long, such as over a three-day weekend. This is the primary reason breakfast cocktails such as bloody marys and mimosas were invented, as they allow the drinker to maintain the intoxication acquired the previous night.
We're headed to my friend's beach house for Labor Day weekend. I think I'll just pitch a drunk for the whole trip.
by bigsaxquatch September 03, 2010
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drunk coma

when someone is so drunk that they pass out and cannot be woken, even by the loudest drunk person they know
omg Chelsea! I was trying to talk last night but you were in a drunk coma on the couch
by whitegirlwasted69 March 22, 2013
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drunk nuts

When your so drunk that you go nuts!
If that girl drinks any more she will be drunk nuts! Or She drank so much she went drunk nuts on her boyfriend and took a baseball bat to his car!
by DamonLeviAsh September 06, 2022
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Potato Drunk

When a person is so drunk they become unresponsive to any and all stimuli
A: See that girl over there at the bar? She just necked four quad vods

B: Is she asleep? Or dead?

A: Nah, she's just potato drunk
by Potato1 December 29, 2013
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stretcher drunk

Consuming such a rediculous amount of alcohol that you lose all motor functions , thus the only means of transportation is a stretcher.
Hey Matt you get tore up there other night? Matt- boy I got stretcher drunk they had to haul my ass outta there!
by Blazer1752 December 12, 2016
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Stumble of Drunks

A gathering of inebriated people. Just as a gathering of geese is known as a "Gaggle", a gathering of drunks is a "Stumble".
The bartender refused to serve the stumble of drunks at the bar.
by DesertLord June 19, 2012
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