Drugs

The funnest shit ever

Guy 1: you got any drugs like weed
Guy 2:yea

Guy 1: let’s get fucked

by Andioopstinky October 19, 2019

Average drug dealer

Some idiot using discord. Really needs a life

“Hey dude did you see average drug dealer?”
“Yeah he is such a dumbass”

by Average drug dealer February 17, 2022

African Father of the Seven Drug Lords

The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.

Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.

by wowmandude January 9, 2017

Good Girl Drug

An effective drug that is used by calling the patient a "good girl". It is usually requested and administered by transfems or closeted transfems "eggs" on the subreddit r/egg_irl. It is a harmful drug to transmascs.

"I'm feeling dysphoric today, can I get some of the Good Girl Drug?"
"You're a very pretty and good girl, don't take too much or you'll get addicted :3"

by Wakamille June 3, 2024

Your on drugs

When someone says something so stupid it’s unreal

Guy 1:That cloud looks a lot like bill clinton
Guy 2: your on drugs

by Gotchuprimo May 20, 2021

Drug lag

Similar to jet lag, when you've spent so long on pharmaceutical remedies you forget where who and what you are while everyone expected you to do exactly what they did and not ended up with individual issues and personal problems

I've got a case of drug lag this has to be a mistrial as somehow I get a virus and now my whole life falls apart

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022

Love is the Drug

T'ain't no big thing
To wait for the bell to ring
T'ain't no big thing
The toll of the bell

Aggravated, spare for days
I troll downtown the red light place
Jump up bubble up, what's in store
Love is the drug and I need to score
Showing out, showing out, hit and run
Boy meets girl where the beat goes on
Stitched up tight, can't shake free
Love is the drug, got a hook on me

Oh-oh, catch that buzz
Love is the drug I'm thinking of
Oh-oh, can't you see
Love is the drug for me

Oh-oh
Oh-oh

Late that night I park my car
Stake my place in the singles bar
Face to face, toe to toe
Heart to heart as we hit the floor
Lumber up, limbo down
The locked embrace, the stumble round
I say go, she say yes
Dim the lights, you can guess the rest

Oh-oh, catch that buzz
Love is the drug I'm thinking of
Oh-oh, can't you see
Love is the drug, got a hook in me
Oh-oh, catch that buzz
Love is the drug I'm thinking of
Oh-oh, can't you see
Love is the drug for me

Oh-oh
Oh-oh
Oh-oh
Oh-oh

Oh-oh
Oh-oh
Oh-oh
Oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh

Love is
Love is
Love is the drug

by Death Menace April 28, 2023