Depression

Juice Wrld

Guy 1:Are u in a state of depression.

Guy 2: Na I'm listening to Juice Wrld
Guy 1: You're depressed then

Guy 2:why do you look emo

Guy 1: Because it's cold

by Patchito March 8, 2022

post-onanismic depression

a feeling of depression and sometimes guilt one has after masturbation (onanism).

Some people are afflicted by post-onanismic depression.

by uttam maharjan August 10, 2010

postmodem bipolar depression

Unlike the previously mentioned in Urbandictionary 'postmodem depression' which is the feeling you get when you haven't had access to the internet for a long time, like several minutes. Postmodem bipolar depression is the feeling you get when your internet connection keeps going off: when it's up you feel happy and excited; when it's down, you feel sad, lonely and helpless. This can happen several times in a day.

I haven't seen your sister for days: I've heard she's suffering from postmodem bipolar depression.

by timidmoon November 24, 2010

crippling deppression

Something spread from watching freaking horrible Idubbz memes.

Hey, that guy has crippling deppression.

by Mr. C@rrot December 19, 2016

Depression Nap

The 3-4 hour nap you take after school because of the homework you know you need to do later.

“Myah can’t come to the phone right now, because she is taking a depression nap”

by Myahsaurus November 1, 2019

depression

A medical condition that turns into so much of a loser that you end up looking up "depression" on Urban Dictionary on a Saturday night.

From day one I talked about getting out
But not forgetting about
How all my worst fears were letting out
He said "why put a new address
on the same old loneliness?'
When breathing just passes the time
Until we all just get old and die
Now talking's just a waste of breath
And living's just a waste of death
And why put a new address
On the same old loneliness?
And this is you and me
and me and you
until we have nothing left
Depression sucks.

by gymclasshero December 28, 2005

depression

goodbye

by no one cares September 13, 2003