David Cameron

A giant blue-blooded lizard from the Palaeolithic era that roams the United Kingdom.

British Man: Holy fuck, what's Godzilla doing HERE!?!
Another British Man: That's no Godzilla, that's a DAVID CAMERON!!!!

by TheBrownAvenger January 01, 2012

Pull a David

Blocking someone on social media to avoid fixing a problem. Normally blocking because of a stupid and pathetic reason.

James : "I should just block her"
Luke: "NO, don't pull a david"

James: "Yea you're right"

by vibin101 April 01, 2020

David Eason

the 100th boyfriend Jenelle Evans has had. He is a piece of shit who abuses kids and kills dogs.

"Fuck David Eason for killing the dog"

by girly1975 July 06, 2019

david bowie

A) A rock'n'roll god, who changed his style many times, yet was always great.
B) The only crossdresser even straight guys could respect.

"Making love with his ego, Ziggy stepped up into his mind. Like a leper messiah, when the kids had killed the man I had to break up the baaaaaaand." Ziggy Stardust by David Bowie

by Effing Holly March 30, 2005

David Day

A day where David, or anyone else, who just does whatever he/she wants or just chill/relax. It is ALWAYS on a Friday. It is also known to many others as TGIF or Fun Friday. Basically, the start of the weekend.

-"Do your chores, David!"
-NO, I'm going to play games, it's David Day!"

by n1ght_w00f October 17, 2008

David Byrne

Function: the excessive twisting of the mundane.

Greatest rock nerd ever.

David Byrne, front man of Talking Heads

by Lunoki April 15, 2005

David Piece

The Jewish equivalent of a Jesus piece; a chain with the star of David on the end.

Person: "Hey, what is that emblem"

David Piece owner: "This is my David piece, it's the star of David"

by dannyj6969 July 24, 2008