whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous

The maximum limit of proper terms alot like the predisessor accept it will instantly grant you insane levels of power,

Friend: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous are you talking to?
You: what do you mean I'm alone?
Friend: whispers to someone*

You: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous are you talking to?
Friend: wipes forehead*
You: bro whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous forehead did you just wipe?
Friend: visibly nervous

Friend: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous are you talking to?
You: what do you mean I'm alone?
Friend: whispers to someone*

You: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous are you talking to?
Friend: wipes forehead*
You: bro whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous forehead did you just wipe?
Friend: visibly nervous

by your official obovement February 1, 2020

Laughing Eagle'd

When a submissive male eats out the anus of a dominant male partner then spreads the collected fecal bits from his tongue onto the body of an eager female participant.

Did you just see Josh get Laughing Eagle'd. I can't believe Steph let herself be slathered like that.

by Murray Crow May 26, 2008

EPU'd

A blogging term meaning to write, in response to a blog post, a comment that ends up virtually unread at the end of the comment thread as another post goes up and all commenters proceed to leave responses in the new thread. Term derived from a habitually late commenter who posts as "Evil Parallel Universe" at the political blog firedoglake.com.

Note to the editors: I am in no way affiliated with firedoglake.com, and include this blog's name only because it is where the term originated.

"This got EPU'd, but I'm posting it again because I think you guys really need to read this."

by Hell Upside Down May 30, 2006

Earl'd

To cancel an excellent TV show and leave it on a ridiculous cliffhanger.
(Origin from My Name Is Earl, whose final episode ended on a cliffhanger that will now never be resolved)

Awh man they just earl'd my favourite TV show, I didn't get to see what happened with the murder suspect!

by It's Only Me. November 20, 2010

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

The intellectually superior method of inquiring about the state of Gamora.

1: Where is Gamora??
2: I'll do you one better! Who is Gamora?!
3: I'll do you one better! Why is Gamora?!
4: I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER!!! whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es GAMORA!!!!?
1,2,3: NAAAANNNNIIIIIIII?????!!!!!!!!!

by Draxthebootydestroyer July 21, 2018

Eau d'ouche

The obnoxious, headache-inducing cologne cloud that surrounds a beefy, tight-Armani-shirt wearing dude.

Ugh. Some big meathead just walked by wearing way too much eau d'ouche. I feel like I'm gonna puke.

by ashenannigans July 10, 2010

The Eddie D Flick

When you are masturbating and as your hand comes back down the shaft, your thumb sticks around to do a back to front and front to back flick. This is especially helpful if 1)you are not aroused, but want to be, 2) are on cam and making those tips or 3)masturabate 6 hours a day. Named after the great chaturbator eddieds, who is a genius at it.

I am so tired today, I don't think i've got another one in me, oh I know, I'll do the Eddie D Flick. Awww much better.

by Imyourbud November 27, 2016