victory curtain

The act of teabagging one's friend over the eyes after beating them in competition.

I beat Chuck at Madden, then knocked him down and gave him a victory curtain!

by Hotpants0292 November 3, 2013

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Cooter-curtain

The skin that hangs down over your cooter. AKA, your FUPA

Move your cooter-curtain out of the way before I go down in you.

by Miscommunicate November 7, 2023

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Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018

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One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. He is smart, caring, an excellent soul mate and an amazing all around dude. James Curtain is also studying a degree that is kinda hard to get into but he doesn't talk about it often because he is so humble as well. James also likes star wars and lego and you should definitely go hang out with him.

Person 1: Man that James Curtain sure is a great dude
Person 2: Yeah he helped me with x
Person 1: Of course he did, he always helps out with x

by Stevemcjamieson December 17, 2021

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