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severed the connection

This term refers to any friendship or relationship that has disappeared. It can describe a feeling of being lost or incomplete. This term is used as an example of a metaphorical or literal "passing on" of someone you valued; someone that you wish you had gotten to know or spent more time with.
Hansel left bread crumbs to find his way, but those pesky birds severed the connection
by morphologicalfreedom October 13, 2013
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Thomas Michael Fucking Conner

The forgotten Prince of Hell, Thomas Michael Fucking Conner. He is one of the most feared beings in the Milky Way with his shit infested asshole, smegma filled penis, and unwashed cum hands. If you hear his autistic screech "Cheeeeeaassseeee" or "sup niaggaer" you better hightail the hell outta there or he'll force himself to suck your dick. If you do refuse his dick sucking he'll reply with "I'm this close to kicking your ass!" in a menacing manor. Don't dare say faggot three times anywhere, or he'll come out of nowhere and stick his smegma infested 3 incher up any of your holes. So keep your eyes peeled if you do say faggot three times in a row.

Other terms for Thomas: Skeever Lord, Rat King, 4 Inch Punisher, Ratatouille the Rat, Michael Lover, Twink Fucker, Smegma Consumer, Unwashed Asshole, Faggot, Dog Fucker, Roze, Brigadeofroses, LinkinParkFan, Whiny Cunt, type O fah, Square Loser, Unfunny, Thomas and Watterson.

Things he's attracted to/aware of: Being named Michael, Being named Charlie, Being a twink, Being a furry, Being a trap, Having a small pecker, Being a redhead, Cosplaying as one of the Black Butler characters, Being gay, and Being submissive.

Things he dislikes/despise: Being named Chris, Being called Watterson, Being a rapist, Mistaken fake mom as real mom, Saying faggot in any manor, His Dad, His Step-Mom, gay blacks, LGBTQ+, His Life, Morse High School, and Being named Junior.
Girl: "Gosh you're acting like a Thomas Michael Fucking Conner right now Derrick!"
Derrick: "Shut the fuck up I'm this fucking close to beating your ass"
Ashley: "You even talk like him too! You fag boy!"
by Anti-Thomas Patrol April 22, 2020
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Middletown, Connecticut

that small ass city that’s rich but won’t give us any money

peridot.
“bruh omg where do you live?”
“in Middletown, connecticut
“ew”
by bue.nnie September 21, 2019
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Conner'd

Losing a two-pair hand in Texas Hold'em to a three-of-a-kind.
Boy, he really Conner'd me that time!
by TexasHoldemSlang April 9, 2008
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drunk conner

a form of desperate seduction when under the influence of alcohol. not to be confused with an angry willis, the drunk conner is done with the use of a cell phone. the person utilizing the drunk conner first steals the cell phone of his target and purposely calls his own phone to secretively get the girl's number. then, at the end of the night, the seducer texts the target,"you're hot," as a last ditch effort to get some but ultimately fails.
Guy: Hey can I have your number?
Girl: No
(Guy discretely takes girl's phone and dials his own phone to get her number)
At the end of the night...
(Girl receives text message)
Girl: I got a text message!
Girl#2: What does it say!?
Girl: YOU'RE HOT
Girl#2: Oh no, looks like he just a pulled a drunk conner on you
by robert decker January 11, 2008
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xbox connect

A program that you can use to avoid using xbox live to play online by "tricking" your xbox into thinking it's playing a system link game with someone. It sounds good at first: I mean Halo 1 online? cool, right? no. this entire community is overrun with the lowest of the low. Poor nerds, mostly hispanic, which accounts for the god-awful amount of lag. Apparently it's legal, but I have no idea how...
Marco: ey esse, i dont got da pesos for xbox live, wanna play dis shit instead?
Jose: yea mang, let's go steal a router or whatever the gringos call it
by Dr Pimp July 27, 2005
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Connected Generation

You've heard of 'Gen X,' 'Baby Boomers', and the 'Greatest Generation'. The Connected Generation refers to anyone born since January 1, 2000. They represent the first generation born into the internet.
At fourteen, Marla was already a bona-fide member of the Connected Generation; she never went anywhere without her smartphone and felt a bit naked without it.
by XoXSciFiGuy September 9, 2015
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