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concord

A small town in MA 20 minutes from boston. There are a lot of punks running around and most kids do drugs because they can afford them. Concord is about average to upper class. Acton cares way too much about sports because that is all they can possibly have against Concord, but the truth is Concord doesn't care all that much about sports, and they are still good at them anyways, just in some cases is not nearly as good as Acton. Most Concordians are rich and can act stand-offish to people they don't like or are not from around here, and it's often confused with being snobby.
Tourists: "Let's take pictures of this historical town!"
Concordians: "Ew stupid tourists."
by Irony789098765 May 11, 2006
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cogorza

Spanish definition for getting really drunk.
-Last night I got really drunk...
-Anoche me pille una cogorza...
by Morlaco April 23, 2006
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condo-clean

The thin layer of filth that seems to inhabit all condos and vacation rentals.
Roger: "yo breh, this fork looks a little nasty. Toss me another one!"

Doug: "no dude its all good, that forks condo-clean."
by dannyknowgood April 18, 2007
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condom shop

the act of going to any retail location that sells condoms and shop around to see which ones you would like to purchase
i went to Walgreens the other day to condom shop so i would have protection for my amazing weekend with my girlfriend.
by carltonsteel August 5, 2010
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condom minion

The colleague who never fucks but always have condoms for his colleagues in need of one.
Daniel is my kinda condom minion, god bless the little fucktard!
by Halevi January 8, 2019
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condo de kayak

the term Condo De Kayak was first coined by Julia Ehnot (2003- ) in 2019 in attempt to spell the cultural celebration Cinco de Mayo
Oh my god did you hear about Condo de Kayak?

Christian totally kicked her ass at the Condo de Kayak celebration.
by mustasche May 7, 2020
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Social condom

When you post a status on Facebook, asking people something or just a status you know will generate a lot of comments and the first person to comment on it is the person nobody likes and you aren't sure why you're friends with them, but they write some dumb comment and then nobody else wants to comment because it's all fucked up by the person, trapping you in a social condom.
Keith: hey is anyone going up to the mountain friday?

Curtis: I am! Hope I see you there!!! :)

Keith (thinking): wow just great. Now I'm trapped in a social condom!
by KeithsDeadBaby March 3, 2011
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