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Choke

When a girl is mad a
She tells you to choke and die
(Girl, choke)
by Whateveryouwantmynametobe January 31, 2022
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Yoke Choke

Attaching one’s pocket pussy to the yoke of an aircraft an engaging the stick shaker.
Pilot 1: Man Yoke choked the shit out of 541 yesterday.

Pilot 2: Shit, let me know. I can operate the right side next time. It ain’t gay if it’s in airplane.
by Sir Javi January 29, 2022
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Hooker Death Choke

When you choke a bitch with your tongue. Named after an infamous child
Jeff-"Oh man! Did you hear about Jonny? I heard he pulled a Hooker death choke!"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"
by death choke enthusiast May 1, 2016
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Choke

(in sports) lose nerve and perform poorly at a critical juncture in a match or competition.
We were the only team that didn't choke when it came down to the wire.
by Arminkshipper June 26, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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Choke

Kenley Jansen

Right handed Pitcher for the Los Angeles dodgers

#74
Kenley Jansen gets paid 152 million dollars so he can go choke every game
by Amiller27282828 October 8, 2020
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Choke Mommy

Noun - Someone who is a switch in sexual relations, but usually refering to a dominant woman who at the same time wants to be choked for pleasure, this would be the name given to said woman/person.
"That girl looks like she could dominate me tonight."
"I heard, she's a Choke Mommy in bed."
by MaddyWillow March 5, 2024
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