Noise Child

Usually given to name someone that plays loud music and is Australian.

Man, that guy is such a Noise Child

by Psychosisium November 26, 2016

Child Labor

School does not cover the child labor law but still is as draining as a regular 40 hour work week.

Dad: works normal 40 hour work week. no overtime

kid: works normal 40 hour school week. Stays up till 3am every night to finish a stupid english assignment
kid: “why doesn’t the child labor law not include this under “not to age”

by ppguy1173 March 14, 2023

Golden child

A child that does things right or a Perfect person in everyone's eyes

Dick was a golden child and Tom was the troubled child

by 459395 May 22, 2023

child Frankenstein

A small child,especially a toddler or preschooler,whose pastime is crazy fantasies and games of make believe,hence the term. Such little ones may seem like parodies of the mad scientist by the name.

3-year-old Patrick is quite the child Frankenstein, the way he likes to pretend he's the creator and master of the capital H invention. Sometimes he really goes too far in his fantasies; in fact,this child Frankenstein even claims he wants to be a mad scientist when he grows up.

by JMC70 October 7, 2017

Cook the child

say this to win any argument

Honey, how do I cook the child, seasoned or unseasoned?

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 27, 2021

Aids child

A adult/ child with no life

Thanks for stealing my kill fucking aids child

by Skidbubs_ July 10, 2016

cresant child

It is a term used when a individual that is under the age of 16 is smelly or stinky a lot of the time

Example- “you are a cresant child”

by Vintagehienzbeans January 9, 2020