sticky chicken

Referring to the tactile comparison between one’s junk and that of handling drying raw chicken. Clinging or sticky.

Damn, my junk feels like a pound of sticky chicken after sexing up that girl!

by jackemmebob24 December 7, 2012

Bag Chicken

Chicken, often of the tender or nugget variety, in a plastic bag for enjoyment on the go. Or to prevent the grease from getting on your clothes.

Brad> Ugh, I'm starving. I wish I had a convenient snack composed primarily of the white meat of some domestic foul.
Steve> Don't worry, I brought some bag chicken.
Brad> Well Skipidy-mother-fucking do! :D

by Liquidinfirmity February 25, 2011

Chicken Brick

A flat track roller derby starting position characterized by all blockers lining up directly in front of the jammer line.

Often accompanied by a complete refusal by the pack to actually move forward when the pack whistle is blown.

Did you watch any of the regional tournaments this year? Ugh... just chicken brick after chicken brick. When are they going to go back to actually playing roller derby?

by PurpleNinjaGirl October 1, 2011

Boner Chicken

Two men stand across from one another holding the other's flaccid penis. Each commits acts in an effort to arouse the other man. Tactile stimulation is prohibited. All others forms (eg talking, body language, seductive eye contact). The first man to become fully erect looses.

Bro, remember that time you lost Boner Chicken because Mike had that jug of milk?

by BonerChicken November 23, 2018

Chicken Picking

Poking and picking around on the floor and around where one was sitting and loading the pipe for any dropped crumbs of crack once the main rock has been smoked.

Its all gone mate, now you're just chicken picking!

by ShadyJay August 3, 2017

Booty Chicken

A person who is being a butthole but you have to call them something else because butthole is overrated

Stop poking me! Your such a booty chicken!

by Winkler-is-die March 14, 2019

bonnet chicken

Similar to the common insult of referring to someone as a chicken, but taking it even a step further by calling them a chicken that is so particularly needy that they require a bonnet on their head.

Brooke is laying on the beach in sunny Mexico with a margarita in hand but complaining about the wind. What a bonnet chicken!

by Zizzle December 25, 2018