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Carl Johnson

Carl Johnson is the guy, he is THE GUY.
Show yo' colors, fool.
Carl Johnson is just cj
by helloworld2911 April 12, 2023
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Carl

They whitest shade of pale a human can achieve
Brah, that snow is straight Carl
by Carl from San Diego February 19, 2022
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Tree-fucking Carl

A mentally ill man from Northern New York who walks around with a chainsaw scaring little children, and fucking trees when nobody is looking.

Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.
"Get your kids inside and lock the doos! It's Tree-Fucking Carl!"
by Read it! July 9, 2025
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Carl Blackmon

A straight bhaddie that gives good top
by Yzydhdhwjs January 18, 2022
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Carl Cuddles

Highly effective remedy to the common (and less common) cold.
Available typically on the East Coast of Australia in the Sydney region.

Proven to reduce cold and flu symptoms up to 75% upon application.

Limitations, however, include effectiveness to only beautiful tiny dancers named Rebecca.
This has proven frustrating to the rest of the female population, but the said Rebecca in question doesn't seem to care.
Rebecca felt much better after her Carl Cuddles.

All the other girls wish they had Carl Cuddles, but they're just going to have to deal with it.
by CBrom85 February 27, 2021
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Carl Kim

Carl Kim, from Los Angeles, shared street dance styles in South Korea during the early 1990s, before global internet access made those styles widespread.
Carl Kim -
A dude from Los Angeles who hit South Korea in the early ’90s, busting underground LA street dance moves before the internet made them global. Known for rocking freestyle in clubs and singing La Bamba at karaoke while locals tried to catch the vibe.
by Underground Beats September 2, 2025
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Carled

One of the most handsome and most genuine guys you will meet he is about 170 cm and is in to sport and loves and cares about his mates and the people around him. He is one of the most luckiest people that you could meet.
That’s my best mate Carled !!!
by Johnson Ibrahim June 22, 2019
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