A sarcastic, ironic, irreverent take on the original phrase "couldn't care less." Just like with "couldn't care less," this phrase simply means that one does not care. In this case, it is intended as an ironic insult, since it prompts the other person to reason out that the only reason it would make sense to say "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less" is if they cared some and yet still extremely little. It's an insult delivered as a sarcastic compliment.
It's like if the TV is on really loud, and someone says, "can you turn it up?" That's a sarcastic comment on how loud it is. Just like "I could care less" is a sarcastic comment on how little you care.
Over time, it became so commonplace that people forgot it was sarcastic and just say it straight to mean "I don't care."
It's like if the TV is on really loud, and someone says, "can you turn it up?" That's a sarcastic comment on how loud it is. Just like "I could care less" is a sarcastic comment on how little you care.
Over time, it became so commonplace that people forgot it was sarcastic and just say it straight to mean "I don't care."
by The Yar February 13, 2018
Get the Could care lessmug. When the most sexually appealing person in the room is passed around, like a joint, to every other person. When one of the participants has the point person they are given exactly 30 seconds of "play time" before they must share with their friends. Game only works if full consent is given by all parties.
Dude, that Care Bear Share really fulfilled me; both in an elementary school morals way and a sexual way.
by vapper8375 April 7, 2015
Get the Care Bear Sharemug. The delusion many experience while taking enormous risks with their health and their lives, during the Covid pandemic.
"You're going where??"
"Out to dinner. With friends. We're so done with being locked up."
"Don't you realize it's not safe to do that?"
"Oh, I'm being very careful."
"Out to dinner. With friends. We're so done with being locked up."
"Don't you realize it's not safe to do that?"
"Oh, I'm being very careful."
by Monkey's Dad July 21, 2020
Get the being very carefulmug. When a man cares so much about someone who is going through something bad that they have an involuntary boner. It is not sexual, it is a natural bodily response to intense emotions.
When she told me her mom was diagnosed with cancer, I really hope she didn't feel my care boner when I hugged her
by dextromethorphan June 12, 2022
Get the Care Bonermug. A medical professional who specializes in bitching about referrals for goute-related disease and other types of wounds
Watch out, man. The Wound Care-ist just got another referral for a "gout wound" and he is having a total meltdown.
by vasking November 26, 2009
Get the Wound Care-istmug. A small health care business looking forward to growing, located in Las Vegas, Nevada. As the area's leading professional care provider, they offer the very best, compassionate care for your family. Their goal is to improve the physical, emotional, and spiritual wellness of their clients.
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by Professional Care Provider September 11, 2020
Get the Honesty Home Health Caremug. Hym "And if I am in 'the lottery' then what else is there for me to do here otherwise that curse you and you crotch gremlins? It isn't both. It's the one that I'm saying. You are and were doing a 'the lottery' to me. And you aren't accosted by me. You act like I fucked a retard instead of you. And to that other bitch, you lost the second you took a puff of your faggy little spliff, looked over at your mentally retarded friend and said 'shhh. Don't say anything about Hym.' That isn't you being accosted. You're the one whose supposed to care in the first place
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
Get the You're the one whose supposed to care in the first placemug.